BABY GOT BADGE
In a surprising move, the Police Commissioner has sworn in the youngest police officer in the history of the department. At only fifteen years of age, Smitty Smith has been sworn in as Bulletproof’s new partner. Commissioner Butterkis is relying on the advanced eugenics program that Smith was created under, stating, “Cops don’t grow on trees. However, in this case, they’re grown in tubes! Plus, at 15, his salary is amazingly low.”
BEAR-LY MADE IT!
Working undercover for operation “Bear Necessities,” Newly partnered duo Smith and Bulletproof located Ping Ping’s whereabouts in a dank warehouse early Sunday morning. Amidst a hail of gunfire between the police and Murderstein’s henchmen, Ping Ping was mortally wounded. She hung on long enough to ensure the safe delivery of her legacy. As her mother was leaving the world, baby Ming Ming entered it into the warm arms of the city’s two favorite police officers. The city waits with bated breath to see if Ming Ming is able to fill her mother’s shoes.